In your face Julianne Moore!

I dreamed last night that I was in the midst of filming a movie, in the Lancaster Mall, with Julianne Moore. For whatever reason, there was a rivalry between us, and the first few weeks of production were horrible. Naturally the tabloids got wind of it, and we were being stalked by photographers trying to get pictures of us pulling each other's hair and such nonsense.

To deflect the stories, we began making a show of hanging out and spending time with one another. Before you know it, we began to actually like one another. I started a rumor that she threatened the life of my child (*shrug*), and then told her about it when I hopped into her small private plan, which she could fly. I told her that a reporter had asked for a quote.

So we went for a quick ride, until thunder clouds sent us back to the Lancaster Mall parking lot. "Let's make this good," she said, smiling at me. We walked through the reporters, smiling and acting like the best of friends. "We'll do some shopping; that'll show them it's a lie." We went to Zellers and Julianne bought an armload of poof sponges and toothpaste. That's when I woke up.

posted by Lisa at 4:35 PM |